PHANTOM VERSUS THE INTERNET

[This started out as a personal sketch blog but quickly became an haha-tumblr-is-hilarious-and-everything-goes blog. I also started this thing called Character Solidifying Sunday; and related to this I talk way too much about my OCs every Sunday. Just as a warning.

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May 28 '12

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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May 28 '12

cocokat:

no

NO

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May 28 '12

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

 he’s roasting marshmallows

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May 28 '12

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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May 28 '12

I Don’t Know What I’m Doing XIV; the daily autobiography of phantom

[Picture Onslaught Below]

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May 28 '12

There’s a villain in my dad’s game called the Slopviathan.

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May 28 '12

The Falsilitator’s Dictionary and a Rather Creepy Clown

Just what the title says is below this read more.

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May 28 '12

The Asylum

malepartus:

Aly was kind enough to show me this game http://jayisgames.com/games/the-asylum/ which I then spent several hours on.

You play a psychiatrist who is treating a number of stuffed animals who have gotten some form or psychosis or other after being hurt by their owner.

The stories and animals are sweet and sad, and you can even by their plushies.

http://www.parapluesch.de/

Gosh, that was a cute game.

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May 28 '12

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May 28 '12
aintasuperhero:

agreatermassofdeath:



engineeringlesbian:


Linda Evangelista shot by Peter Lindbergh




I-I…oh.

HELP
HELP AAAHH

hotchacha

aintasuperhero:

agreatermassofdeath:

engineeringlesbian:

Linda Evangelista shot by Peter Lindbergh

I-I…oh.

HELP

HELP AAAHH

hotchacha

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May 28 '12
noonesnemesis:

I’d like to kiss you
Robert O Reid
for Colliers
1938

same, bro. same.

noonesnemesis:

I’d like to kiss you

Robert O Reid

for Colliers

1938

same, bro. same.

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May 28 '12

chupicron:

casistrophic:

fyanimaldiversity:

ALBINO VS LEUCISTIC: Get it right, PLEASE!

I’m not an expert, but this is something that I thought was an easy thing to understand. I’ll put this in Layman’s terms, since I’m not very confident when it comes to genetics.

Everything on the left side is albino. On the right, leucistic. What’s the difference? I can understand the confusion, especially when the leucistic animal has high amounts of white or the photo is obscured/blurry, but the surefire way is checking if you can is the eyes. Red/pinkish? Albinism. Light blue, or whatever the animal’s normal color is? Leucism. Albinos lack ALL color pigments, leucistic things just have reduced color.

Also, if it has patches of white, it is not albino. HALF ALBINO IS NEVER A TERM YOU SHOULD USE EVER, PLEASE. IT DOES NOT EXIST. Pied, piebald, etc are terms that can used to describe things that have white patches, but they are just forms of leucism (or chimerisim, but that’s another story). 

These piebald fawns are disappointed by your former misuse of these terms.


THIS IS A PET PEEVE POST.

Now see, I’ve never even heard the word “leucistic,” so if I had seen an all-white animal I would have just assumed it was albino.

They’re also close and I applaud their effort, but albinos do not lack all color pigment. Only melanin. It’s why most albino reptiles and amphibians are a mix of white and vibrant, highlighter-like colors. Leucistic animals still have their melanocytes, they merely didn’t descend properly from the neural crest during fetal development.

There’s also hypomelanism. Which can look close to albinism, but cause merely an extreme paleness. Most human “albinos” are actually hypomelanistic, hence their blue eyes and/or pale blonde hair. We just for some reason round up various pigment disorders under one label when dealing with our own species.

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May 28 '12

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May 27 '12

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May 27 '12

thelilnan:

teratomarty:

Otters Chasing A Butterfly

I am physically unable to avoid reblogging these otters.

omg

go otters go

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