[Regrettably from cause of mist and frost, we find that of you are sadly lost.]
You're one of those folks who get very emotionally connected to their characters, consider them independent emotional beings in some respects.
Although there are only a couple I feel emotionally connected to, it does happen. And the emotions are not always positive; I can’t imagine a single one of my characters I would call “my baby” or such.
Regardless of that, there are a few that I do consider independent beings. A few more than I am connected to.
I assume you have an A+ hunk rump.
Do I need to take a picture of my butt for you lot.
i'd assume you're a vampire waiting to seduce me in the night
Crap. I didn’t realize you were on to me.
Now I have to change my stealth tactics.